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The fluffy cow card service

Gift a Highland cow quiz, sealed in a fluffy cow card

Know somebody who loves Highland cows? Pick a Merlin envelope, write your own note, and we deliver it by email — with a quiz (or the whole series) tucked inside, and a dad joke on the house. No account, no password, no wrapping paper.

1 · Build the card

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All times are Eastern Time (ET) — the farm's clock. Skip this and the card goes the moment payment lands.

2 · What they'll open

Merlin, the farm's shaggy Highland calf
To the biggest fluffy cow fan I know
To: Sue
Your message shows here, word for word.
🐮 The dad joke rides inside every card. Non-negotiable.
🎁 See what Sue gets, start to finish ▾
1. An email lands from Cedar Pond Farms — your card, exactly as previewed, with an “Open your gift 🎁” button.
2. One tap opens their gift page — no account, no password, nothing to sign up for.
3. They press claim and land in their own quiz portal, badges and all. Finish three paid quizzes and the farm mints them $10 off a real Fluffy Cow Experience.
4. You get a receipt and a status page — you can re-send the card any time it goes hunting for the spam folder.
The whole series$20
Fluffy cow card & delivery$5
Subtotal$25
Plus sales tax and the card-processing fee, itemized at checkout — same treatment as buying a quiz for yourself.